SO MANY WAYS TO BE WITH HER
Bathe in the garden with the lush botanical life. Lounge on the balcony. Read in the caravan. Light a fire. Cook something divine. Watch the sunlight dance on the walls. Slow the fuck down.
No pressure, but plenty of enabling amenities. The space is equipped for the full spectrum of eroticisms, from your finest, most velvety vanilla to kink and BDSM, but lacks the oppressive dungeon vibe. Subtly pervertible.
Located just outside the Sydney CBD, far enough out of the way of its hustle, in a quiet, tree-filled neighbourhood where you’ll hear more birdsong than traffic. Everything you need is a walk away.
A uniquely-equipped space, the only one of its kind in so-called Sydney.
BDSM DUNGEON RENTAL, KINK ACCOMMODATION / KINKY BNB, QUEER FUCK PALACE, YOUR OWN PRIVATE IDAHO, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT – THERE AIN’T NO PLACE LIKE HER.
By the hour or by the evening. Come.
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Tasteful, understated, and versatile, the playspace has been crafted with affection for domestic play and inspired by the unique Victorian architectural features of the space. Consider it your play ‘starter pack’, with everything you need to create a scene, and some things you didn’t know you needed.
The space consists of two rooms: a domestic loungeroom setting, complete with fireplace, bookshelves full of curiousities and provocations, and a large rug and cushions to roll around on.
VERSATILE GEAR & FITTINGS:
- 4-POINT SLING BY
- WIDE RANGE OF INSERTABLE TOYS (PLUGS, DILDOS, SOME OTHER INTERESTING SHAPES…)
- LE WAND
- BLINDFOLDS, EARMUFFS, SENSORY DEPRIVATION HOODS
- SELECTION OF SENSATION PLAY TOYS
- FLOOR-TO-CEILING MIRROR, SECOND LARGE MIRROR
SAFER SEX / PLAY SUPPLY:
- NITRILE GLOVES
- ASSORTMENT OF LATEX CONDOMS
- WATER-BASED LUBE
- HAND SANITISER
- DENTAL DAMS
- SHARPS BINS
- DISINFECTANT WIPES
BDSM GEAR & FURNISHING:
SELECTION OF CUFFS & COLLARS
STAINLESS STEEL CLIPS & CLAMPS
PADDLES, FLOGGERS, CANES, OTHER CP IMPLEMENTS
EVIL STICKS (GOOGLE IT)
ROPE (SELECTION OF JUTE, COTTON, NYLON)
WHARTENBURG WHEELS & OTHER SENSATION PLAY ITEMS
VARIETY OF HARD BONDAGE POINTS W/ STAINLESS STEEL CHAIN
SPANKING HORSE W/ EYELETS
BONDAGE TABLE W/ EYELETS
BONDAGE CHAIR W/ EYELETS
SUSPENSION RING & SWIVEL
NIPPLE PLAY ACCESSORIES
(SMALL) RANGE OF CDX GEAR
CBT GEAR (CHEMICALS, WEIGHTS, TIES, ETC)
A BLANK CANVAS
The space is ready to be whatever you need it to be. Make it a playspace, a dance floor, a hearth for a fire, a blanket fort, a chill zone, an aftercare den.
FURNISHED FOR DIS/COMFORT
Plush domestic furnishings with a midcentury modern style, plus a few choice pieces for more purpose-driven use.
YOUR SCENE STARTER PACK
We are equipped with the basics to experiment or create a scene. Avid (and / or fussy) players may like to BYO their favourite pieces. See extended gear list below.
The space can be opened up or contained as you need. Gloves, condoms, lube, dams, and other safer play supplies are provided.
DIVERSION FROM THE DUNGEON
Subtle and tasteful design says ‘yeah, nah’ to the oppressive, dark dungeon vibe and seamlessly integrates play and domestic elements.
Queer pr0n, vintage dyke and gay SM mags, and plenty of other sex+ reading material on hand for your inspo. Have a lie down in the sling with a cuppa and Macho Sluts?
Wake to birdsong. Take a gander out the window at palm, jacaranda, grevillea. Hear the songs of wattlebirds, cockatoos, rainbow lorikeets, magpies, currawongs. It’s the city – we swear.
The bed is top-notch (we are hedonists even at rest), the sheets are soft, the plants are happy, and there are plenty of handy places to put your tea. Airy, sunny, warm light and sweet breezes. Velvet, cotton, and linen. Perhaps the most important room in the house.
Luminous, lush, and airy. The window is east-facing and looks out over the garden and neighbouring trees. The colour palate is set to ‘calm’. The recycled timber four-poster bed is surrounded by a soft, gauzy cotton net that creates a dreamy space for deep sleep. Pull back a section or two to open up the space or stay nestled into it as long as you like.
Enjoy the movement of the morning sunlight thorough the space, have a cuppa or breakfast or your entire day’s worth of meals and snacks on the snacks-in-bed tray, read a book, stare out the window, have a spooning session if you’ve brought a companion with you, spoon yourself if you’re your best companion.
Golidlocks, eat your heart (and your lover) out. Not too hard, not too soft, but just right. Obviously, she’s a Queen. There’s plenty of spare bedding of various weights and materials so that you’re able to select exactly the right sleeping temperature.
If you fancy the featherbed for a bit of extra warmth and floof, let us know and we’ll add it in when we’re making the bed up for you. Sheets are exquisitely soft, there are a range of pillows to choose from, and if you forgot to BYO earplugs or sleeping mask, we’ve got a few spare.
Seasonally-appropriate extras are provided, like additional fans, robes, slippers, wheat bags, cold hydrosols…whatever comes to mind when we ask ourselves the question, ‘how could this be even better’?
Another gift from the same aforementioned hedonistas, this spot gets sun all year round, and we decided to use that to grow you, instead of more plants. Bask in it. Watch the skinks skittle around to take their sun on the warm brick. Have a nap. Take copious selfies and send them to everyone who wishes they were here.
Fuelled by the attention and admiration of its inhabitants and, of course, all the bath water. Everything grows here. Always has. There are herbs to pick, flowers to admire, bees to befriend, and there might even be some ripe fruit during your visit. Pick anything, as long as you’re certain it’s ready!
- Sleeps 4-5: 1 queen bed, 1 double bed (caravan), 2 couches
- 2 lounge spaces
- Dining area
- Working indoor fireplace and outdoor brazier
- Double indoor shower
- Double outdoor bath with one shower
- 2 x loos for more private poos
- Witchy-woo starter pack (incense by Resonant Aromatics)
- Bathing basics
- Hair dryer
- Washer & dryer
- More towels than you can possibly sully
- Double sink
- The usual appliances (kettle is analogue for romance)
- 5-burner gas stove
- Lots of above-average cookware (think knock-off Le Creuset)
- Pantry stocked with spices, teas, cooking oils and vinegars, dry goods, and
- Hedon Housemade ferments and jams, also available for purchase by the jar